For any fans of Jennifer Love Hewitt

TheOak · 02-27-2013, 06:49 AM

Originally Posted by WhoDat!656

I don't care if she can't boil water!

I would drag my nuts over 10 miles of broken glass just to hear her piss in a tin cup!

You might want to preserve those nuts, in case she likes the way you listen.

Have you thought about consulting for Halmark? That would make for one catchy greeting card.

SloMotion · 02-28-2013, 06:17 AM

Originally Posted by TheOak

You might want to preserve those nuts, in case she likes the way you listen.

Have you thought about consulting for Halmark? That would make for one catchy greeting card.

... I was kinda' thinking the same thing,

... and hoping WD!656's wife doesn't subscribe to the forum,

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02-27-2013, 06:49 AM	#1
TheOak 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Cypress Tx. Posts: 19,043	Originally Posted by WhoDat!656 I don't care if she can't boil water! I would drag my nuts over 10 miles of broken glass just to hear her piss in a tin cup! You might want to preserve those nuts, in case she likes the way you listen. Have you thought about consulting for Halmark? That would make for one catchy greeting card. HouYat and SloMotion like this.

02-28-2013, 06:17 AM	#2
SloMotion 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 6,776 Blog Entries: 15	Re: For any fans of Jennifer Love Hewitt Originally Posted by TheOak You might want to preserve those nuts, in case she likes the way you listen. Have you thought about consulting for Halmark? That would make for one catchy greeting card. ... I was kinda' thinking the same thing, ... and hoping WD!656's wife doesn't subscribe to the forum, .