Best Burn

TheOak · 07-08-2013, 06:00 PM

I'm in Bed Bath & Beyond with my 8-4 yo daughters on a Sunday morning in 2009, it's early 10:15 ish (wearing a Saints hoodie, in Houston) I'm in the pots section when up strolls lizard skin boots, gold rope chain and a nugget ring with a belt buckle the size of a frisbee and a handlebar mustache... Out of his pie hole comes "so what do you think about those Cowboys this season"?

Without missing a beat I said "I don't" and continued to look at pots.

I heard him mumbling a bunch of bs through his stash for a good 10 minutes from across the store lol.

It gets better.

We get into my truck to leave and I see him and his wife stroll out and get into a white minivan. I pulled up and rolled down my window and politely said after looking down at the side of my truck "it's a HEMI,"!

07-08-2013, 06:00 PM	#5
TheOak 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Cypress Tx. Posts: 19,047	Re: Best Burn I'm in Bed Bath & Beyond with my 8-4 yo daughters on a Sunday morning in 2009, it's early 10:15 ish (wearing a Saints hoodie, in Houston) I'm in the pots section when up strolls lizard skin boots, gold rope chain and a nugget ring with a belt buckle the size of a frisbee and a handlebar mustache... Out of his pie hole comes "so what do you think about those Cowboys this season"? Without missing a beat I said "I don't" and continued to look at pots. I heard him mumbling a bunch of bs through his stash for a good 10 minutes from across the store lol. It gets better. We get into my truck to leave and I see him and his wife stroll out and get into a white minivan. I pulled up and rolled down my window and politely said after looking down at the side of my truck "it's a HEMI,"!
	It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see. ~ Henry David Thoreau