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Old 07-23-2013, 05:47 PM   #1
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His & Her Poems‏

WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's rich and self-employed,

And when I spend, won't be annoyed.

Pull out my chair and hold my hand,

Massage my feet and help me stand.

Oh send a king to make me queen,

A man who loves to cook and clean.

I pray this man will love no other,

And relish visits with my mother.

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A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,

And loves to send me fishing and drinking.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.
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