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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from her shower, a wife stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'. Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' She asks. 'They will grow larger over a period of years,' her husband replies. She stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them larger over the years?' Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?' He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man |
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