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That was great!
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That my friends was great
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I could instruct on this now, after a year separated / divorced.
Its been a very bumpy road. I've almost died a couple nights. Sometimes there's nothing good. There is no guarantee of anything, but always the possibility of heartbreak, death, loss, injury, or even humiliation. Its been the most fun year of my life. |
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I'm two years out and it's still not over. But I've got 50 50 custody 40 grand later minus my house and motorcycle...the very thing I offered that nut on day one. I guess that makes me...the WINNER! /sarcasm |
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SkyMike is going for Liz Taylor's record. What is surprising is women still think he has money.
Elizabeth Taylor Marriages 1. Conrad "Nicky" Hilton: May 1950 - Feb. 1951 The first of her many marriages was at just 18 to the heir to the Hilton hotel empire. Conrad Hilton (the great-uncle of Paris Hilton) 2. Michael Wilding: February 1952 - January 1957 Lasting a full five years, marriage number two -- to a British actor -- was substantially more successful than Taylor's first. The marriage was also Wilding's second. 3. Michael Todd: February 1957 - March 1958 Taylor was already pregnant with Todd's daughter, Liza, when they married. The flamboyant producer had wooed Taylor with lavish gifts and grand gestures. 4. Eddie Fisher: May 1959 - March 1964 One of the world's most famous and successful singers in the 1950s -- selling millions of records and a host of his own TV show -- Fisher scandalously divorced his first wife, Debbie Reynolds, to marry Taylor. Burton: The Tempestuous Love of Her Life 5. Richard Burton: March 1964 - June 1974 6. Richard Burton: Oct 1975 - Aug 1976 |
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That was great!!!!
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2 years later. Still funny.
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This is my total BlTCH. :cool3: And believe me...:bart: I deserve her. :bs: :cool: |
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my reaction to this, but, cut me some slack. It is morning, afterall. So, is it another year? This is still funny. And, it looks like Ive been roped in again. Swedish babe- 6 ft. tall with her shoes on. I dont know what hit me. |
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I've been married to her since April of 1992... 25 years ago. Not sorry at all. Ask SmashMouth. His wife loves fried chicken... WTF did he get that pic? (I didn't say that Pam...) :D 2 Recent pictures from The 2017 Endymion Extravaganza at the Superdome in Feburary. At 49+ (LOL) she still cleans up great. :D :cool: |
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The wife and I have been married 43 years this summer. She loves sports (football, baseball, NCAA basketball.. not much on the NBA) and is a die hard Saints fan ... of course. When we were young and dating I used to take her hunting and fishing. She could out-shoot some of the guys I worked with on dove hunts. That, sir, it the ticket for a long and happy marriage...a wife who knows how to handle a weapon. |
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Not a pleasant experience, the greatest failure of my life; but to my surprise, I've discovered I'm even stronger (will) than I thought...
She now resents me more because I didn't let her continue to hold our child hostage over my family and I didn't fall apart without her... Yes, there were tough days (holidays), but it makes you stronger and if you allow your will to carry you, gives you a healthier outlook on life... Would have preferred to make it work - but it takes two; unfortunately our legal system rewards angry women seeking control and predatory lawyers... And for what it's worth, my Ex saw the divorce attorney the morning after my Dad's funeral; used her sisters' playbook, cleaned all cash out without my knowledge... Despite repairing boats, tractors, skid steers, mini-excavators for "friends" , many treat you like the plague... None of the lawyer "friends" offered free help - though they enjoyed free labour and mostly free parts for years... So I understand the f*ckery that goes along with a divorce, but I also know when I share with you that you can take stock and come out stronger... 11 Years A.D. |
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I guess you've been road hard and put up wet and dried the fck out. :confused: |
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When her and her two middle sisters wiped out the cash, couldn't afford retainer, couldn't get legal assistance, so I had a fool for a client... Two lawyers who are still friends, live out-of-state, who advised, prepped me, were amazed how I came out, thought I should be a divorce attorney... For the poorest of folks, taking $5K-$10K just to process a divorce when the outcome is really already likely set really should be criminal... Yeah, I took some tough shots, but my self-esteem is greater than ever now... |
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Yea I dumped my first wife :twisted: and her brother was the attorney :( and it didn't cost me a dime. :D We didn't have any children so it was easier. :p Seems brother knew I was right about his sister (FckCnt) so he did the whole thing for free. Later we laughed about it. ;) She is on her 4th marriage. :rolleyes: Poor bastard. :rolleyes: Seems YouTube saved you some money learning about this stuff online. |
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Grew up with several friends, one, an attorney, Greg represented another friend of ours who lacked, well, resolve and backbone... Greg eviscerated our buddy's feminista wife (for infidelity and we thought it was on him), but the drama was too much and our friend ceased proceedings... Only for them to resume and finally divorced a year later, but without Greg involved to Greg's relief... Greg swore he'd never represent one of his close friends again - then my turn came; Greg lives outta town and limited his help to prepping me... Called Greg with how it shook out, he called BS on me; emailed him the docs and he nearly dislocated his jaw; he's offered to help me go to law school... Sad thing - my ex, always too proud to admit she's wrong, has now had two friends betray her confidence, revealing she can't believe I let her go through with it... Stubborn Pride can be a b*tch; but you can't fix stupid and sometimes you just gotta give people that rope... |
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