Brandon Spikes Opts to Leave Santa Claus an Interesting Gift
 

It’s a good thing Santa Claus only works one day a year, because he might need some time to recover.

Rather than leaving Jolly Old St. Nick some cookies and milk — something that’s been played out time and time again — Patriots linebacker Brandon Spikes was leaning toward a more unconventional approach.

Spikes, known in the social media world for his off-the-cuff Twitter antics, dished out the following tweet on Christmas Eve, making it clear that Kris Kringle needs more than just baked goods during his global trek.

brandon spikes ✔@BrandonSpikes55 We're leaving a big fat rail of coke and a shot of Jack for Santa this year… cookies and milk will just slow him down. #SimpleTruth
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There’s no word yet on if Spikes followed through with his plan, or if Mr. Claus opted for the party favors, but it definitely would have added a whole new dynamic to the big guy’s gift giving.

Let’s just hope Mrs. Claus serves as the designated driver going forward.


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Re: Brandon Spikes Opts to Leave Santa Claus an Interesting Gift
 

Another NFL player promoting drinking and driving? Lol, probably not a good time for that joke in the league.

Re: Brandon Spikes Opts to Leave Santa Claus an Interesting Gift
 

Making mountains out of mole hills... Move along media, it was a joke.

Re: Brandon Spikes Opts to Leave Santa Claus an Interesting Gift
 

And a funny one at that.

Re: Brandon Spikes Opts to Leave Santa Claus an Interesting Gift
 

it made me laff