Keyshawn to Theisman
 

It took nearly three years, but Keyshawn Johnson got a heavy weight off his chest before Monday night's game. Johnson said he had a long-awaited conversation with ESPN commentator Joe Theismann in a television production meeting. "The guy called me an idiot a couple of years ago when I was de-activated in Tampa," Johnson said. "I just told him that's not acceptable. I'm a guy with a degree from the University of Southern California. Idiots don't get degrees."
-- Charlotte Observer

RE: Keyshawn to Theisman
 

The fact that they both have degrees kills that argument.