Proof you have to much money...........

leilung · 08-28-2007, 12:22 PM

As a cop, this scene isn't too hard to figure out.

I crash my sportscar coming home from a bender at 2:30 am.
I call a friend to pick me up...FAST!
I leave the car before police can show up and charge me with a DUI.
I get charged with leaving the scene of an accident (or better yet, pay a cousin to say he was driving) and pay a little fine rather than face NFL suspension and lose more money than the car's lease is worth.
I call the insurance company and have them cover my loss.

No brainer here.

JOESAM2002 · 08-28-2007, 12:33 PM

Originally Posted by leilung

As a cop, this scene isn't too hard to figure out.

I crash my sportscar coming home from a bender at 2:30 am.
I call a friend to pick me up...FAST!
I leave the car before police can show up and charge me with a DUI.
I get charged with leaving the scene of an accident (or better yet, pay a cousin to say he was driving) and pay a little fine rather than face NFL suspension and lose more money than the car's lease is worth.
I call the insurance company and have them cover my loss.

No brainer here.

Sounds like you've been through this before. But what if it were Mike Vicks cousin? He might get out of it all together. LOL. Sorry, I just couldn't help the Vick part. Cousins get the blame for everything. Rightfully so in some cases. My cousin made me get drunk one time. He didn't share in the hangover though.

WhoDat205 · 08-28-2007, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by JOESAM2002

Sounds like you've been through this before. But what if it were Mike Vicks cousin? He might get out of it all together. LOL. Sorry, I just couldn't help the Vick part. Cousins get the blame for everything. Rightfully so in some cases. My cousin made me get drunk one time. He didn't share in the hangover though.

I knew it! Aaron Brooks was beating those dogs.....with his eyes...

FireVenturi · 08-28-2007, 08:20 PM

Sounds like this Briggs is a model citizen huh?

BJSim · 08-29-2007, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by WhoDat205

I knew it! Aaron Brooks was beating those dogs.....with his eyes...

LOL... now that was funny.

08-28-2007, 12:22 PM	#1
leilung Booty Bandit Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The Wastelands that are NJ Posts: 1,422	Re: Proof you have to much money........... As a cop, this scene isn't too hard to figure out. I crash my sportscar coming home from a bender at 2:30 am. I call a friend to pick me up...FAST! I leave the car before police can show up and charge me with a DUI. I get charged with leaving the scene of an accident (or better yet, pay a cousin to say he was driving) and pay a little fine rather than face NFL suspension and lose more money than the car's lease is worth. I call the insurance company and have them cover my loss. No brainer here.
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08-28-2007, 12:33 PM	#2
JOESAM2002 1000 Posts + Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: CRYSTAL BEACH TEXAS Posts: 4,100	Re: Proof you have to much money........... Originally Posted by leilung As a cop, this scene isn't too hard to figure out. I crash my sportscar coming home from a bender at 2:30 am. I call a friend to pick me up...FAST! I leave the car before police can show up and charge me with a DUI. I get charged with leaving the scene of an accident (or better yet, pay a cousin to say he was driving) and pay a little fine rather than face NFL suspension and lose more money than the car's lease is worth. I call the insurance company and have them cover my loss. No brainer here. Sounds like you've been through this before. But what if it were Mike Vicks cousin? He might get out of it all together. LOL. Sorry, I just couldn't help the Vick part. Cousins get the blame for everything. Rightfully so in some cases. My cousin made me get drunk one time. He didn't share in the hangover though.

08-28-2007, 01:41 PM	#3
WhoDat205 Prediction Pain Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 1,082 Blog Entries: 2	Re: Proof you have to much money........... Originally Posted by JOESAM2002 Sounds like you've been through this before. But what if it were Mike Vicks cousin? He might get out of it all together. LOL. Sorry, I just couldn't help the Vick part. Cousins get the blame for everything. Rightfully so in some cases. My cousin made me get drunk one time. He didn't share in the hangover though. I knew it! Aaron Brooks was beating those dogs.....with his eyes...

08-28-2007, 08:20 PM	#4
FireVenturi Cold as Ice! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Da Big Easy Posts: 2,978	Re: Proof you have to much money........... Sounds like this Briggs is a model citizen huh?

08-29-2007, 09:12 PM	#5
BJSim 500+ posts Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Centreville, VA Posts: 577	Re: Proof you have to much money........... Originally Posted by WhoDat205 I knew it! Aaron Brooks was beating those dogs.....with his eyes... LOL... now that was funny.