The Jared Cook at Chargers

Pete · 10-07-2021, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by jeanpierre

Pete, that must be some intense 'shrooms...

Elsie only produces premium JP.
She's on an anchor chain behind the house and isn't going anywhere man.
$32 per ounce lol
I stole her from this old man that was selling PCP across this street.
Now I sell to him frequently.
Says his name is Jimi Van Morrison and listens to the doors all the time.

He has a cactus garden also he's always bleeding like a stuck pig.

Lastly,
I got in touch with Jared Cook last night, he said not to take it so hard that it could've been worse.
Said he's shagging Sean Payton's Ex but it's nothing serious and it's likely not going anywhere..

Bastard

iceshack149 · 10-07-2021, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by Pete

Elsie only produces premium JP.
She's on an anchor chain behind the house and isn't going anywhere man.
$32 per ounce lol
I stole her from this old man that was selling PCP across this street.
Now I sell to him frequently.
Says his name is Jimi Van Morrison and listens to the doors all the time.
He has a cactus garden also he's always bleeding like a stuck pig.

Lastly,
I got in touch with Jared Cook last night, he said not to take it so hard that it could've been worse.
Said he's shagging Sean Payton's Ex but it's nothing serious and it's likely not going anywhere..

Bastard

Please, I implore you, post more often.

The Meat Guy · 10-08-2021, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by Pete

Elsie only produces premium JP.
She's on an anchor chain behind the house and isn't going anywhere man.
$32 per ounce lol
I stole her from this old man that was selling PCP across this street.
Now I sell to him frequently.
Says his name is Jimi Van Morrison and listens to the doors all the time.
He has a cactus garden also he's always bleeding like a stuck pig.

Lastly,
I got in touch with Jared Cook last night, he said not to take it so hard that it could've been worse.
Said he's shagging Sean Payton's Ex but it's nothing serious and it's likely not going anywhere..

Bastard

I tried to ask SP the other day about that. He gave me that look.

10-07-2021, 03:18 PM	#1
Pete • Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Patterson, LA Posts: 1,756	Re: The Jared Cook at Chargers Originally Posted by jeanpierre Pete, that must be some intense 'shrooms... Elsie only produces premium JP. She's on an anchor chain behind the house and isn't going anywhere man. $32 per ounce lol I stole her from this old man that was selling PCP across this street. Now I sell to him frequently. Says his name is Jimi Van Morrison and listens to the doors all the time. He has a cactus garden also he's always bleeding like a stuck pig. Lastly, I got in touch with Jared Cook last night, he said not to take it so hard that it could've been worse. Said he's shagging Sean Payton's Ex but it's nothing serious and it's likely not going anywhere.. Bastard jeanpierre and The Meat Guy like this.

10-07-2021, 04:21 PM	#2
iceshack149 1000 Posts + Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Fairbanks, AK Posts: 4,339 Blog Entries: 1	Re: The Jared Cook at Chargers Originally Posted by Pete Elsie only produces premium JP. She's on an anchor chain behind the house and isn't going anywhere man. $32 per ounce lol I stole her from this old man that was selling PCP across this street. Now I sell to him frequently. Says his name is Jimi Van Morrison and listens to the doors all the time. He has a cactus garden also he's always bleeding like a stuck pig. Lastly, I got in touch with Jared Cook last night, he said not to take it so hard that it could've been worse. Said he's shagging Sean Payton's Ex but it's nothing serious and it's likely not going anywhere.. Bastard Please, I implore you, post more often. jeanpierre likes this.

10-08-2021, 08:40 AM	#3
The Meat Guy Football Fanatic Join Date: Oct 2019 Location: WF Meat Counter Posts: 39	Re: The Jared Cook at Chargers Originally Posted by Pete Elsie only produces premium JP. She's on an anchor chain behind the house and isn't going anywhere man. $32 per ounce lol I stole her from this old man that was selling PCP across this street. Now I sell to him frequently. Says his name is Jimi Van Morrison and listens to the doors all the time. He has a cactus garden also he's always bleeding like a stuck pig. Lastly, I got in touch with Jared Cook last night, he said not to take it so hard that it could've been worse. Said he's shagging Sean Payton's Ex but it's nothing serious and it's likely not going anywhere.. Bastard I tried to ask SP the other day about that. He gave me that look. K Major likes this.