The Jared Cook at Chargers

The Meat Guy · 10-08-2021, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by Pete

Elsie only produces premium JP.
She's on an anchor chain behind the house and isn't going anywhere man.
$32 per ounce lol
I stole her from this old man that was selling PCP across this street.
Now I sell to him frequently.
Says his name is Jimi Van Morrison and listens to the doors all the time.
He has a cactus garden also he's always bleeding like a stuck pig.

Lastly,
I got in touch with Jared Cook last night, he said not to take it so hard that it could've been worse.
Said he's shagging Sean Payton's Ex but it's nothing serious and it's likely not going anywhere..

Bastard

I tried to ask SP the other day about that. He gave me that look.

10-08-2021, 08:40 AM	#1
The Meat Guy Football Fanatic Join Date: Oct 2019 Location: WF Meat Counter Posts: 39	Re: The Jared Cook at Chargers Originally Posted by Pete Elsie only produces premium JP. She's on an anchor chain behind the house and isn't going anywhere man. $32 per ounce lol I stole her from this old man that was selling PCP across this street. Now I sell to him frequently. Says his name is Jimi Van Morrison and listens to the doors all the time. He has a cactus garden also he's always bleeding like a stuck pig. Lastly, I got in touch with Jared Cook last night, he said not to take it so hard that it could've been worse. Said he's shagging Sean Payton's Ex but it's nothing serious and it's likely not going anywhere.. Bastard I tried to ask SP the other day about that. He gave me that look. K Major likes this.