Kenner PD called out to home of Saints Wide Receiver Michael Thomas

BakoSaint · 11-11-2023, 11:04 PM

If Michael Thomas can throw a brick at a windshield with little or no damage, he may have missed his true calling, cornhole. Can you imagine the touch required to land a brick on a windshield at distance with no damage? Football is only so many years. A top cornhole player could play decades and get all kinds of sponsorships winning international tournaments. It may become an Olympic sport eventually.

On the other hand neither this lousy Falcon's loving Matt Ryan fantasizing witness or the Kenner PD can say what Thomas threw any brick at without being inside his mind. They can only say what he hit. Knowing what I know of the basic laws of physics, if the contractors truck is not an M-1 Abrams tank, then if there is little or no damage the brick didn't hit the truck at all. Probably Michael Thomas spiked a brick into his own lawn while yelling at the contractor to get off his property.

saintsfan1976 · 11-12-2023, 06:48 AM

I wouldn't be so quick to assign blame here.

UK_WhoDat · 11-12-2023, 08:46 AM

For the moment - no concrete facts.
Therefore no foundation to the story.

vpheughan · 11-12-2023, 09:30 AM

Originally Posted by UK_WhoDat

For the moment - no concrete facts.
Therefore no foundation to the story.

Of Course the Brick is nothing but a facade!

mapcow · 11-12-2023, 09:41 AM

The Jag and the Thug.... 13 and 41 keeping the dream alive.

Crusader · 11-12-2023, 11:06 AM

From everything I've read about this the whole thing stinks.
Wouldn't surprise me if that contractor was seeking a "payday" by seeking confrontation with MT.

Halo · 11-12-2023, 11:13 AM

Everybody needs to move out of Kenner, La. The End!

BakoSaint · 11-12-2023, 01:56 PM

I looked into it more and Thomas's contract is structured a bit different than I thought. I thought $10 million was guaranteed if he was on the roster day 1 with how the contract was described on overthecap. Its actually about $6.25 million guaranteed, $3.75 million bonuses for games on roster/active, and $5 million in performance incentives. Michael Thomas was on pace to earn all of the roster/active bonuses and none of the performance incentives as he was not on pace for 100 catches or anything #1 WR like. If he is seriously hurt and out for the year, Thomas will earn about $8.5 million this year.

https://saintswire.usatoday.com/2023...uper-bowl-mvp/

Rugby Saint II · 11-13-2023, 01:37 PM

Loomis better lock up Thomas on an extension while the cost is cheaper....

11-11-2023, 11:04 PM	#1
BakoSaint 1000 Posts + Join Date: Dec 2018 Posts: 2,459	Re: Kenner PD called out to home of Saints Wide Receiver Michael Thomas If Michael Thomas can throw a brick at a windshield with little or no damage, he may have missed his true calling, cornhole. Can you imagine the touch required to land a brick on a windshield at distance with no damage? Football is only so many years. A top cornhole player could play decades and get all kinds of sponsorships winning international tournaments. It may become an Olympic sport eventually. On the other hand neither this lousy Falcon's loving Matt Ryan fantasizing witness or the Kenner PD can say what Thomas threw any brick at without being inside his mind. They can only say what he hit. Knowing what I know of the basic laws of physics, if the contractors truck is not an M-1 Abrams tank, then if there is little or no damage the brick didn't hit the truck at all. Probably Michael Thomas spiked a brick into his own lawn while yelling at the contractor to get off his property. Danno likes this.
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11-12-2023, 06:48 AM	#2
saintsfan1976 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Atlanta Posts: 11,103 Blog Entries: 3	Re: Kenner PD called out to home of Saints Wide Receiver Michael Thomas I wouldn't be so quick to assign blame here.

11-12-2023, 08:46 AM	#3
UK_WhoDat 1000 Posts + Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Wherever I lay my hat Posts: 4,005	Re: Kenner PD called out to home of Saints Wide Receiver Michael Thomas For the moment - no concrete facts. Therefore no foundation to the story. Crusader likes this.

11-12-2023, 09:30 AM	#4
vpheughan 1000 Posts + Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 4,567	Re: Kenner PD called out to home of Saints Wide Receiver Michael Thomas Originally Posted by UK_WhoDat For the moment - no concrete facts. Therefore no foundation to the story. Of Course the Brick is nothing but a facade! UK_WhoDat likes this.
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11-12-2023, 09:41 AM	#5
mapcow Just a Fan Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,824	Re: Kenner PD called out to home of Saints Wide Receiver Michael Thomas The Jag and the Thug.... 13 and 41 keeping the dream alive.
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11-12-2023, 11:06 AM	#6
Crusader Resident Swede Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Märsta, Sweden Posts: 8,063	Re: Kenner PD called out to home of Saints Wide Receiver Michael Thomas From everything I've read about this the whole thing stinks. Wouldn't surprise me if that contractor was seeking a "payday" by seeking confrontation with MT. leilung likes this.

11-12-2023, 11:13 AM	#7
Halo Site Donor MONTHLY Join Date: May 2002 Location: New Orleans, LA Posts: 21,012 Blog Entries: 45	Re: Kenner PD called out to home of Saints Wide Receiver Michael Thomas Everybody needs to move out of Kenner, La. The End!

11-12-2023, 01:56 PM	#8
BakoSaint 1000 Posts + Join Date: Dec 2018 Posts: 2,459	Re: Kenner PD called out to home of Saints Wide Receiver Michael Thomas I looked into it more and Thomas's contract is structured a bit different than I thought. I thought $10 million was guaranteed if he was on the roster day 1 with how the contract was described on overthecap. Its actually about $6.25 million guaranteed, $3.75 million bonuses for games on roster/active, and $5 million in performance incentives. Michael Thomas was on pace to earn all of the roster/active bonuses and none of the performance incentives as he was not on pace for 100 catches or anything #1 WR like. If he is seriously hurt and out for the year, Thomas will earn about $8.5 million this year. https://saintswire.usatoday.com/2023...uper-bowl-mvp/ Rugby Saint II likes this.
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11-13-2023, 01:37 PM	#9
Rugby Saint II Bounty Money $$$ Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5800 Airline Dr. Metairie, LA. Posts: 24,250	Re: Kenner PD called out to home of Saints Wide Receiver Michael Thomas Loomis better lock up Thomas on an extension while the cost is cheaper....