lynwood

My fantasy would be attending a saints game and watching the starting and back-up QB's get knocked out of the game. In a desparate move the coach spots me in the stands and signs me up to a one year 1 million deal. During a time out and Change of possession I get padded up and prepared to play. I run out on the next offensive possession and start behind center. On the first play I get the crap pounded out of my 5'8" 160 pound frame. I end up with a broken leg and some spinal injury disabling me for life. I sue the team for everything they have for being stupid enough to allow me to play. I buy the team with my settlment and put together a winning team. I coast along the sidelines in my batteried powered scooter with a multicolored umbrella over it, typing into my electric voice bosince i can't speak due to injury) who dat who dat who day say they gonna bet dem saints. Ahhh yeah someone better wake me.

Apologies to the disabled.