The All Haslett Team
 

While we're waiting in agony to figure out what happens with Brees, let's have a little diversion.

Who should be on the roster?? Pick the All-Haslett team!!! Give us who and why, I'm ready for some pure comedy gold.

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I'll start... starting at free safety... Tebucky Jones! Never in my life have I seen anyone tackle air the way he does.

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How about Jonathon Sullivan? Nobody opens a hole for running backs like Sully!!!!!

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LB, Sedrick Hodge. Hellz yeah. This guy is a great talent, but don't worry about that injury in training camp, I'm sure he'll shake it off before the season starts.

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I'll go with defense too and pick:

Cie Grant!! Hekuva player who is going to be the next Brian Urlacher...

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LT--John Stinchcomb--Who needs Willie Roaf? He's such a great talent at LT that he can be drafted in the 2nd round and never start.

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Starting in the middle... Cie Grant. This Ray Lewis type talent can roll his wheel chair around with the best of them. He was once clocked a 2.8 40 with his turbo charged wheel chair... the man is a beast. I also heard he once took off his off his leg and beat a man to a pulp because he looked at him funny.

Crap TR... I was writing this up while you posted it already.

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Too easy. Has to be brooks, opposing defense's MVP 16 games a season. Thought enough of him not to draft a solid backup

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The PA system crackles to life and then----Starting at WR for your New Orleans Saints All Haz Team Chase Lyman...He had som many injuries in college that we didn't think he had anything left to injure, we were wrong

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BEST...POST...EVER... I'm sitting here in class and almost completely lost it. Tax Fraud just isn't that funny.

Kudos to you jrmlb.

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^Where do you go to college, bmg?

I have to go with Albert Connell. If you ever need to collect cash owed to you by a teammate, he's the man for the job!

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Law school up in Arkansas. I'm a career changer, so I feel like 1000 years old. Albert "ATM" Connell is classic Haslett guy too.

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Connell is a great pick....Yeah where at BMG...I'm at LSUA (thats LSU-Almost around here)

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Cool. I'm an English major at Southeastern Louisiana.

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English? you poor bastard...lol

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Ooh! Ooh! Dale Carter!

So to recap. Each of these guys is a heckuva player

Offense:
WR--Albert Connell
LT--John Stinchcomb
WR--Chase Lymon
QB--Aaron Brooks

Defense:
DT--J Sullivan
LB--Sedrick Hodge
MLB--Cie Grant
CB--Dale Carter
FS--Tebucky Jones

Jake Reed.

Haslett TE Plan

2000 - Dave Stachelski, Andrew Glover, Lamont Hall,
2001 - Cam Cleeland, Boo Williams, Lamont Hall
2002 - David Sloan, Boo Williams, Lamont Hall
2003 - Ernie Conwell, Boo Williams, Walter Rasby, Lamont Hall
2004 - Ernie Conwell, Boo Williams, Zach Hilton, Lamont Hall
2005 - Shad Meier, Ernie Conwell, Boo Williams, Zach Hilton, Lamont Hall

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HAHAHA. Niiiiice post.

maybe if Haz had put that much effort in find a QB we would not be in the position we are in now, stuck with an expensive load of bricks no one wants

Don't worry jrm, we're going to sign the future of our franchise.... Josh McCown! :band:

This was a great thread, fellas. Really made me laugh.

Maybe Onomo Ojo should be added to the list. lol

Crap, I totally forgot about Ojo. Gosh I LOVED that guy, he's the perfect Haslett project player. We could fill 3 rosters with all of Jim's "any day now they'll be ready to start, huge upside" project players.

I think that McCown blew us off to go to talk to Oakland after the Brees signing today.

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dale carter a true shutdown corner

Keyuo Craver. Oh yeah dont forget the ill-fated attempt to bring in Jeff Lewis as a legit backup for Brooks. Also, who was that RB that backed up Deuce for a couple years? That guy was terrible! And we also wasted a draft pick trading for Curtis Keaton (He just needed to learn the offense... :roll: )