These suckers will never see the field.

Didn't Aaron show you guys any of this when he was here?

"You want me to sign what?"

They let you guys wear that color jersey? I thought they were only for quarterbacks.

Hey AMAC, I bet you ten bucks i complete this pass.

See guys this is the standard pose I'm using for my trading card photo... or My signing bonus check from Benson bounced and I'm really pissed!

Guys, all I have to do for the next week is hold the ball like this and pretend I'm making progress then the front office won't draft Lienart. How great is that for all of us! You guys owe me dinner.