"This is going to make an excellent Caption Contest picture."

Damn, Reggie.....that one was potent!!!

You think a rectal exam is funny? Wow, you must be tough!

Did I leave my watch in there?

this looked alot easier in penthouse.....

Reggie... that tickles. Coach... I forgot to get a haircut.

Doesn't that coach look like Beavis and Butthead?

USC Football players are required to take an extra elective in the ancient art of Kama Sutra

Reggie...you have a "good head on your shoulders." Unfortunately, I just farted in it's face.