My Stomach is Starting to Churn
 

Joe Theismann is on tonight.



:?

Since this is his first show and all, I wonder if everyone is telling him "break a leg"?




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Hey, Mine too! And Gandhi said I was hung over? Maybe it's just the fact the Ole brokeleg is back on the tube. I cannot stand to hear him! I'd rather cats fornacating!

JOESAM- That is too funny, rather listen to cats fornacating... Yes, Theissssssman is a bit annoying.

I'd rather watch a press conference in TO's driveway...I'd rather watch Mike Ditka smoke pot with Ricky Williams...rather watch Terry Bradshaw try being an actor...rather listen to my wife talk about her work, "she's a lawyer", believe me it can be extremely boring....rather listen to AB talk about his greatness...rather listen to Keith Jackson forget what teams are in the game he is calling....

:puke:

Listening to Theismann call a football game is almost as bad as listening to Bill Walton call a basketball game. Cats fornicating sounds far better than both. :? I think they should pair him with Lawrence Taylor. If Theismann gets to talking too much....L.T. eyes the leg & tells Joe: "Remember what happened last time? Okay.....Shut up!" :shock:

No truer words were ever spoken!!!!!!!!!!!!! :nono:

he sucks

I guess Monday night Football will
be up **** creek with Theisman on it.

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can't we all put our money together and give it to LT to take care of the problem once and for all

I don't know about money......I think L.T.'s got plenty of that. But....... a fat line & a straw...... L.T.'s on Theismann like an Ethiopian on a Popeye's 3 piece. :wink:

lol

Or listening to Joe Morgan call a baseball game.
ESPN manages to find some really bad announcers.

Both Theismann and Kornheiser start sounding whiny after a few minutes. At least Kornheiser is self-deprecating. Might as well have Hank Jr as a color man at this rate. I'm w/ you guys - these fornicating cats aren't a good thing, especially when I'm allergic to cats. Anyone who watches MNF this season without alcohol does so at their own risk. I think I'll try turning on the radio and muting the TV.

I hate the insurance salesman as well. Let's not forget to bash Kornholer some too though. I cannot recall him adding one thing of interest or note. He kept comparing Brad Johnson's winning percentage to Maddox and Glavine too... WTF does that have to do with anything! What next? Aaron Brooks completion rate is comparable to Jordan's field goal percentage?!? I guess there should be an Air Brooks like of shoes then. (They're good for running in any direction)

I got it, I got it...Rather listen to Dennis Miller do stand up all night and compare the play at qb to the pope....