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saintbuck 08-25-2006 09:47 PM

Anyone else watching this crap
 
I think that Joe Theisman, Tony Kornheiser, and whoever may be affiliated with ESPN monday night football should be hanged by their ball$ and beat to death with a wet bamboo stick. I am so glad I will be at the home opener just so I dont have to sit home and listen to this group of monkeys try to rape a doorknob. Can they say any other letters besides T.O. I am not looking forward to watching a whole season of Mon night football on mute, but it has got to be better than listening to this borring verbal case of the runns. ESPN better back up and punt for next year and do some revamping. We are talking about MNF, not some run of the mill event, it is supposed to be the pinnacle of the football weekend.

LKelley67 08-25-2006 10:00 PM

i've written in and encourage everyone else to. I specifically would like to never have to listen to Theisman or Michael Irvin again.

Here-
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/...contact/espntv

papz 08-25-2006 10:14 PM

Crappiest analyst... Theisman, Irvan, Deion, Barkley, and Reynolds.

For the sake of football and it's fans, put Sterling Sharpe on Monday Night Football please. I like Mike Tirico, Tony K, and put Sharpe there.

spkb25 08-25-2006 11:11 PM

i love sterling as an announcer. i do like irvin on sunday. i like mike trico too and tony k is ok with me.
theisman said tonight that the coaches upstairs don't have monitors. deion is suppose to be nfl network and i can't stand the guy. i thought marshall was doing a nice job.

spkb25 08-25-2006 11:21 PM

Kelly thanks for the link i sent in a message.

Tobias-Reiper 08-25-2006 11:22 PM

... you guys just want to get upset. Who cares who's talking? I tune in to watch the game.

xan 08-25-2006 11:30 PM

put the tv on mute and listen to Hokie Gajan on the radio. You'll be grabbing the remote to restore the sound or you'll have eviscerated yourself with the blunt end of a butter knife within 15 seconds, I'm tellin' ya, ya knowhatuhmean.

TheDeuce 08-26-2006 12:21 AM

Anybody think it's hilarious how much crap Tony K gives Theismann? He's so much smarter (Harvard grad) than Theismann, and you can see him confusing the hell out of Joe T with his jokes and 4-syllable words.

papz 08-26-2006 11:43 AM

Well Tobias one can't help it if they're doing the play by play. The game is much better when you have a good person up there calling the game... it's like asking Dennis Miller to host again. It made the game experience horrible.

LKelley67 08-29-2006 08:50 AM

Some don't care much for PFT but I like a lot of things he says. He is publicly asking for Theisman to ousted. Bravo!

I'm updating this thread in hope that everyone will write in to ESPN. This guy is terrible and getting worse in time. It is really hard for me to bear with the audio hearing his outrageousness.

PS/ it won't hurt to mention Michael Irvin while you are at it :dead:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/...contact/espntv

TallySaint 08-29-2006 09:24 AM

I'm thinkin' Tom Jackson is gonna stomp a mud hole in Michael Irvin's arse before the season is over. Right there on national television.



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LKelley67 08-29-2006 09:38 AM

PFT add on-

After Cincinnati receiver Reggie McNeal caught a touchdown pass from Doug Johnson, a discussion ensued regarding college quarterbacks who become wideouts at the next level.

Here is, verbatim, the key portion of the conversation regarding the requirements for a successful conversion. (Thank you, TiVo.)

Sunshine: I think you need a guy who's short, vertically challenged, maybe five-foot-nine, five-foot-ten with a lot of 'quicks' that can double as a kick returner. Those are the guys that can transition into professional football. To come in and just try and play the wide receiver position --

Kornholer (incredulous): He has to be short?

Sunshine: Well --

Kornholer: This is a prerequisite, to be short?

Sunshine: I think you need to be short and quick. I think that gives you an opportunity --

Kornholer: What if you were big and quick?

Sunshine: You don't have the 'quicks' when you're that tall.

Kornholer: Correct me if I'm wrong because you watch a lot more college football than I did [Editor's note: Tony, you'd make a great lawyer], wasn't there a quarterback recently from Arkansas who was the quarterback who then became a wide receiver in the NFL?

Tirico: Matt Jones.

Kornholer: Matt Jones, right? And he's big. Big and quick.

Sunshine: But not at the kick returning position.

Kornholer: (Makes barely audible noise connoting "Is this guy f--king serious?")

Sunshine: No.

Tirico (wisely changing the subject): It's 48 to 17. . . .

Tony, you've found your niche. It's to call out Joey Sunshine wherever and whenever he says something stupid. That's your calling. Your destiny. Through your weekly badgering of Theismann, he'll eventually be exposed for the fraud that he is, or he'll quietly resign and find a fifth-tier gig on CBS where the play-by-play man doesn't have the brains or the will to thoroughly and completely dismantle his stupid-ass assertions

jrmllb 08-29-2006 11:08 AM

I liked the PFT take on Theisman....I like Tony K more than Theisman, not saying he's great but he has a wittiness about him i like and he is not afraid to ask the tough questions...did you see the Jerry Jones interview last monday...

fire Theisman....I'd rather listen to a drunken Joe Namath hit on the interns in the booth...Next week I think they should bring in LT as an interviewee..."HEy Joe...Hey uuhh whats your name?....SNAP CRACK...AAHHH my leg!....I was set up like a mutha"


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