You're asking me about hearing Sharpe do play by play? lol I imitated him a while back when they have him go through highlights at halftime. Something like this;

*Highlight starts, it's a pass play by the Texans*

Sharpe: "Carr.......(highlight running).......pass.........(highlight running).......caught........(highlight running)......first down." With the spaces and everything. BRUTAL. lol

You would think someone would let him know that he needed to work on it...but maybe everyone is scared of him...he takes bunches of supplements.