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i have probed bones mind.........he....is......just.....a.....country....doctor....spock has..through the vulcan mind probe he,,,,,taught,,,,,me,,,,,extended his, vocabulary, stretching from ......gator......to......gay...ga...loids.......i have.....only 20 earth days left to find out why these gaygaloids have taken over the minds of my ship......bones talks of a ab who can help.......but,,,,,,i,,,,,,cannot.........find an ab aboard my ship........perhaps....he is.....the leader of the gaygaloids........or.......the reason, they are here........there is......petroleum jelly everywhere.......perhaps,,,,,,another clue ....or weapon i can use to my advantage.........and,,,,,what a funny name.......bones.....i wonder........how he can about it???????? kirk out..........