Next Years Draft

WhoDat205 · 10-04-2007, 09:26 AM

I've said this like 50 times: Darren McFadden. The dude has "Prototype NFL Back" written all over him. I haven't seen him stood up once this year. Guys just try to grab him and hold on. He's averaging 6.3 a carry with no passing game whatsoever. He's got one of the best stiff arms I've ever seen and I hear that if you drop a phonograph needle on his nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds.

His family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.
His poop is considered currency in Argentina.
I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury.
He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.
He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
He breastfeeds John Madden!

10-04-2007, 09:26 AM	#11
WhoDat205 Prediction Pain Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 1,082 Blog Entries: 2	Re: Next Years Draft I've said this like 50 times: Darren McFadden. The dude has "Prototype NFL Back" written all over him. I haven't seen him stood up once this year. Guys just try to grab him and hold on. He's averaging 6.3 a carry with no passing game whatsoever. He's got one of the best stiff arms I've ever seen and I hear that if you drop a phonograph needle on his nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds. His family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong. His poop is considered currency in Argentina. I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury. He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road. He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. He breastfeeds John Madden!
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