SaintNik

YOU KNOW
MORA AND DITKA
AND STANFEL AND STRAM
AND NORTH AND FEARS
AND ROBERTS AND PHILLIPS
BUT DO YOU RECALL THE MOST FAMOUS HEAD COACH OF ALL?

HASLETT THE RED FACED HEAD COACH
HAD A BUNCH OF SPEEDY BROS
AND IF YOU EVER SAW THEM
YOU WOULD EVEN SAY THEY'RE PROS.

ALL OF THE OTHER FRANCHISES
USED TO LAUGH AND CALL THE SAINTS NAMES
THEY NEVER LET NEW ORLEANS
PLAY IN ANY SUPER BOWL GAMES.

THEN ONE FOGGY PLAYOFF EVE
SAINTA CAME TO SAY
HASLETT WITH YOUR STAFF SO BRIGHT
WON'T YOU LEAD US TO HOUSTON TONIGHT?

THEN HOW THE MEDIA AND FANS LOVED HIM
AS THEY SHOUTED OUT ON BOURBON STREET
HASLETT THE RED FACED HEAD COACH
YOU'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!