Trent Green interview on Saints visit (sarcasm)
 

What makes you interested in playing in New Orleans?

TG : Well, I can't remember much of the last three years, so I think I'd fit right in with the Bourbon Street crowd.

Do you think you have anything left to contribute to a team as a quarterback?

TG : Well, since I'll be carrying a clipboard, I won't have to actually remember anything for longer than 10 seconds.

What do you think of New Orleans' chances for a Super Bowl next year?

TG : I thought the NFL already had a site picked out for next year.

Do you feel the NFL has done enough about concussions?

TG : They've certainly given me my fair share.

When will you be making your visit to New Orleans?

TG : Who are you and how did you get in here?