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AllSaints 11-12-2009 05:10 PM

He is a fan.... ha ha
 
Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died and went to heaven. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.

They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window.

"This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag, and in every window, a New Orleans Saints towel.

Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point Peyton?"

"Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said, "Peyton, that's not Drew's house. It's mine!"

emteejae 11-12-2009 09:36 PM

Re: He is a fan.... ha ha
 
I wonder if this was tailored to fit the Saints or if this is the original joke. Funny nonetheless lol

Saint_LB 11-13-2009 02:01 AM

Re: He is a fan.... ha ha
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by emteejae (Post 176194)
I wonder if this was tailored to fit the Saints or if this is the original joke. Funny nonetheless lol

The first time I heard it...it was Michael Jordan going to heaven and he thought it was Shaq's house (when he was a Laker) instead of God's...so, that might give you an idea of how old it is. The one I followed with is at least as old if not older.


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