You know things are bad when----
 

You know things are bad when your QB is the leading tackler, lol, just kidding!

You know things are bad when----
 

You cut your \"terrible\" MLB and signed a guy who isn\'t even good enough to beat out the backup.

You trade away the league\'s leading rusher and your first round draft pick for Jonathan Sullivan.

You cut a Pro Bowl caliber safety in order to start a second year player with no starting experience, and then the second year player get\'s hurt.

You build your defense around two DEs who are both hurt on opening day.

Whodat is faster than any of the top three corners on the team.

Your Pro Bowl receiver has his knee scoped after week 1 and your stud second-year WR can\'t tie his shoe without pulling a hamstring.

You pay a quarterback top 5 money to play like a bottom ten QB and wonder why he\'s smiling all the time.

Lose to Seattle in a season opener.

Hey guys, wouldn\'t it suck if all those things happened? LOL

You know things are bad when----
 

The nail and head thing again...