Miami City getting trash talked by it's own Newspaper? ?
 

Dave Barry: If you're a Super Bowl tourist, Do NOT go outside

BY DAVE BARRY

Dear Super Bowl Visitor:

Welcome to Miami! Get ready for a fun Super Bowl week, because you're going to see some serious partying ``Miami Style'' -- people eating, drinking, singing, shouting, fighting, discharging firearms, sacrificing animals, sinking motor yachts and dancing naked around burning buses. And those are our police officers.

But don't worry! You are perfectly safe. Miami has been hosting Super Bowls for more than 150 years, and in all that time no harm has ever come to a visitor who didn't do something stupid such as venture outside the hotel. So have fun! Here are some tips to help you make the most of your visit:

GETTING AROUND

Miami has an extensive mass-transit system. Unfortunately, it doesn't go anywhere you need to go, and it sometimes has sharks on it. (You think I'm kidding.)

Miami also has a modern taxi fleet, which consists of four modern taxis, but they're pretty busy. So your best bet is to rent a car. Keep in mind that Miami has the same traffic laws as the rest of the United States; the difference is that nobody here obeys them. The main expressways are
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Dave Barry: If you're a Super Bowl tourist, Do NOT go outside - South Florida - MiamiHerald.com


:confused: I didn't think it was that bad.. wow. But New Orleanian Saints fans will find a way to have fun, BELIEVE ME!

Re: Miami City getting trash talked by it's own Newspaper? ?
 

That's damned funny.

Re: Miami City getting trash talked by it's own Newspaper? ?
 

We thought Times Picayune was bad with Trash Talking New Orleans, well damn.. Miami simply got Lambasted by their own paper..
It's like they hate the city very much.