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The New Orleans Saints Superbowl Drinking Game
***(Edit) for me. Turn on TiVo I would not make it past the Pre-game***
1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1
2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right afterKatrina, drink 1
3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of NewOrleans, drink 1
4. Every time the words "tragedy", "flood", or "devastation" areused, drink 1
5. Every time they talk about how good Reggie Bush was in college,drink 3
6. If they show Kim Kardashian in the stands, drink 5
7. Every time they show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat or say"bringing the wood" drink for 5 seconds.
8. Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to run aroundin the backfield a bunch and outrun the defense, drink 1 and turn to theperson next to you and say "I told you Vince Young should have won theHeisman"
9. Every time Reggie Bush gets up and flexes his arms in that pose helikes to do, drink 1
10. If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason, funnel a beer
11. Every time they say that "it's destiny for the Saints to win"drink 1
12. If they show footage of Katrina survivors at the Superdome, takea shot of cheap liquor
13. If they call Saints fans the most passionate fans in football,drink 1
14. If they say that the Saints, Saints fans, or the City of NewOrleans "deserve" a Superbowl victory, drink 1
15. Every time they say how good of a story the Saints are, drink 1
16. If Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass,drink 2
17. If they mention the Saints beating the Falcons in 2006 in thefirst game after Katrina in the Superdome, drink 5 and remember that we arestill a better football team with better fans.
18. Every time they compare hurricane Katrina to the Haitiearthquake, funnel a beer and yell "bull****!"
19. Every time they mention Drew Brees as the Mardi Gras king, drink
20. Every time they show Archie Manning, drink 1, and mention how badhe sucked. If they show old footage of him on the Saints, drink 5. If theymention how tough of a decision it was for him as for whom to cheer for,
drink 10.
21. Every time they show a saints fan yelling "Who dat!" Or asign/shirt saying the same, drink 1.
22. If they show Chris Paul at the game, drink 1 and mention tosomeone how much better he is than Marvin Williams.
23. If they show former Mayor Ray Nagin, drink 5 and then punchsomeone in the face LOL


Other Rules not involving the Saints:
1. Every time they show Eli Manning in the press box, drink 1
2. Every time Pierre Garcon is mentioned with Haiti , drink 1
3. If Brett Favre is mentioned for any reason, drink 1


YOU MIGHT WANT TO CALL IN SICK MONDAY!!!!!!

WHO DAT!!!!!! (ooops, just had a sip)