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Joker 02-05-2010 08:48 PM

Heaven Is On Our Side

Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died and went to heaven.

When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.

They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window.

"This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God.

"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag, and in every window, a New Orleans Saints towel.

Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question.. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point Peyton?"

"Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Drew's house, it's mine."

Saint_LB 02-05-2010 08:50 PM

Re: Heaven Is On Our Side
Columbus kicked an Indian for telling that one...

Joker 02-05-2010 08:51 PM

Re: Heaven Is On Our Side
good thing I'm not an indian

Saint_LB 02-05-2010 08:53 PM

Re: Heaven Is On Our Side
yeah...good thing

QBREES9 02-05-2010 11:00 PM

Re: Heaven Is On Our Side
Who Dat !!!! Love that joke !!!!

SaintPauly 02-06-2010 12:13 AM

Re: Heaven Is On Our Side
I like it too. I'm not blaming the people who post it, but how many times have we seen that joke in the past 8 months? Alot.....

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