Saints Jokes

BlackandBlue · 10-17-2003, 08:21 AM

Someone sent this to me via email this morning:

Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. \"My father\'s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer\'s really good, he\'ll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.\"
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, \"Is that really true about your father?\"
\"No,\" said Johnny, \"He plays for the New Orleans Saints, but I was too embarrassed to say so.\"

10-17-2003, 08:21 AM	#1
BlackandBlue Kinder, gentler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dirty south Posts: 3,889	Saints Jokes Someone sent this to me via email this morning: Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. \"My father\'s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer\'s really good, he\'ll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.\" The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, \"Is that really true about your father?\" \"No,\" said Johnny, \"He plays for the New Orleans Saints, but I was too embarrassed to say so.\"
	The waiting drove me mad.... I don't want to hear from those that know... Everything has changed, absolutely nothing's changed Eddie is a....draftnik?