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SOMETHING......HAS GONE WRONG....WITH THE SHIP'S COMPUTER......SCANNING EARTH FILES FROM 2003.........THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS FOOTBALL TEAM WHO .....THE COMPUTER HAS STATED........WAS..........4-0...........NOW STATES THEY ARE .............1-3...............HOW COULD HISTORY BE CHANGED.............WHO IS........RESPONSIBLE?..............BONES...........IF,,,,,YOU........GIVE.......ME.....ONE.......MORE..........SHOT......OF .............WHAT THE HELL IS THAT STUFF ANYWAY?...........GET.....AWAY....FROM.....ME.....MISTER.........I,,,,AM......THE.......CAPTAIN............THAT'S AN ORDER...........MISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOCK!!!!!!!! I WANT.....ANSWERS.........WHAT ARE YOU DOING.........TO..........THE......SHIP'S.....COMPUTER.............IF.......YOU........SET......ANOTHER.......COURSE......TO ..........VULCAN............I..........WILLLLLL........SHOOT....YOU........WITH.......MY.......LASER..........SCOTTY!!!!!!!!!!! I.........NEED.........WARP...SPEED............(scotty) but captain.........(we are betting against the saints).........THAT IS MUTINY MISTER.......DO YOU HEAR ME????????YOU ARE RELIEVED......OF ALL.....COMMAND......UNTIL.......FURTHER NOTICE.........AND WHO IS THIS.....NEW NAVIGATOR.........BOUMAN........WHY WAS'NT.....I INFORMED.... TO BE CONTINUED.......KIRK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,OUT..........

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Watching this team is kinda like turning on the Scifi Channel thinking you\'re gonna see Kirk, Bones and Spock.....

but Voyager\'s on..... damn.

I blame the Klingons.