The Rats Pregame Speech (if you want a good laugh)
 

Frank The Rat's Pregame Speech - 49ers Game - SaintsReport Community Forums

once again...one of the worst things i have ever put my eyes on.:dunce:

LOL..i used to just skip em ....Ra Ra ..ha ha

I make a few hundred bucks a month as a freelance writer. I don't make more than that because I suck. I recognize good writing and I admire it because it isn't easy. I also recognize really bad writing because it is very easy, and it hacks me off when "professional" writers write poorly.

This guy sucks, but I'd bet he doesn't know it. It's really REALLY bad. But he's just some guy on a message board, right? If not - if he's actually getting paid - then shame on the fool writing the check.

lol- it was fairly bad

I've written better grocery lists.

Speedy wouldn't you love to do this to frank the rat:
:chainsaw:

LOL wow

Good god I am so glad someone said it. These threads make me want to vomit. In fact that entire site makes me want to vomit. Week in and week out you have to read threads created by people who only want to be popular on that site. it is full of inside jokes, total and udderly inexcusable homerism, and ass kissing of the mods. I check in every once in a while to get the latest news on the Saints, only because they used to at least be servicalble for that, but now its nothing but dribble. All week long I have checked that site for some kind of insight on what people think about this weeks matchup vs the 49ers and every thread is "check out my new fleur de lis tattoo" or "wouldnt it be cool if Reggie did the Heismann pose if he scores" That site has become utterly useless. That is why I love this place. You can discuss actuall FOOTBALL, and have some fun in the process. This fat ass Frank is a character. All he does is post to gain sympathy about his "illness" and then post this dribble and everyone who feels sorry for him swings on his nuts and licks his taint. That is absolutely HORRID writing and should not even be allowed on the internet. Yes it is even bad by internet standards. If he would spend more time eating right and excercising his fat ass instead of playing the poor little me attention whore card he might actually accomplish something. IN that case he would have to un velcro his walrus ass from the couch and leave the computer, so Im betting it is highly unlikely.

We should not ridicule the mentally incompetent. I thought we had more dignity at B&G.

I'd be more intriged by his weekly grocery list and consumption of calories.

Sit down it will be awhile...

Do I need to buy a Snickers bar?

Yeah that might help...lol...I know this cat from there...he is ok..He would be lost without that site..and his grocerys..

While this may or not have sucked, really doesn't matter. The Saints Board isn't the board to be discussing how much other site's members suck. I'm sure they could fill up a whole thread with just my stuff. LOL

Mods.... please move this to the Ultimate Smack Board where it belongs.

I agree that we should move the thread FF...but I LMFAO when I read what 504 wrote!

-Licks his taint. LMAO, I don't know what that means but it's freaking hilarious!!

that....was....AWESOME!!!!
i never understand why they sweat him about his speech. i too come down with nausea upon reading this crap

I can proudly say that I didn't read it.

Gee... I wonder what you guys say behind my back. Never mind. :dunce:

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Amateur writing..........but still vastly better than mine.lol;)

i thought it were a les miles speech. go rat