pherein

Because

All Atlanta / Georgia teams suck regardless of record.

Sucking is terminal and part of Their team's DNA ...

Sucking spreads to the fan base ... usually this is where it is 1st diagnosed.

When you suck you win with no class and you lose without dignity.

The Falcon's win without class and they have no dignity to lose.

They suck worse than sucking itself ... they transcend the word.

They have no appreciation for winning and they are bitter when they lose.

They are generally miserable people who feel that winning will give them a life an identity.

When their team wins they realize they have no life ... they realize they do indeed suck.

This scenario plays out year after year especially peaking during the NFL's pre season.

The result is forum postings like ... "I am through with this team - they rip my heart out every year".

Little do they realize they don't have a heart to begin with ... the ultimate suckingdon of fandom.

When the last thing breaths on this earth, it will say with its dyeing breath Falcons suck.

Saints proved that pigs could fly in 2009.
Now its time for another miracle SuperBowl and go where no pig has gone before.