Merry Christmas

OldMaid · 12-25-2010, 10:34 PM

Subject: Reindeer

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game , while both male and female
reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known….. only FEMALES would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

CashAndFlash · 12-26-2010, 06:27 AM

Originally Posted by OldMaid

Subject: Reindeer

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game , while both male and female
reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known….. only FEMALES would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

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12-26-2010, 06:27 AM	#2
CashAndFlash Banned Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: 30 miles from Paradis Posts: 602 Blog Entries: 1	Originally Posted by OldMaid Subject: Reindeer According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game , while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known….. only FEMALES would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!! B-

12-25-2010, 10:34 PM	#1
OldMaid Site Donor 2014 Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,917 Blog Entries: 3	Subject: Reindeer According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game , while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known….. only FEMALES would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!