Coming monday to a TV screen near you... the Unrequited Hatred Bowl
 

Next Monday, the 27th, two teams, long bitter rivals, will meet in the Georgia Dome.

But Falcons fans have a problem... they're still clinging to their decades-old hatred of us, a hatred we long returned...but having joined a new, more upper-class fraternity, we simply can't be bothered with their whining.

I know it breaks their adorable little hearts that we just say, "young un, maybe you'll get a ring one day..but this fight is over," but such is life.

Who Dat.