I bought 4 pairs of Brett Favre britches. Apparently they were specially
designed for people with big butts, cuz they fit great.... very comfortable.
I almost look good in them, and the legs are just right... not too big, but not that gay skinny look. lotsa ballroom too! (the older you get, the more important that is.)

Thanks for endorsing those great britches, Brett Favre. Im gonna get together with my middle aged friends on a muddy field somewhere, and play some pickup football, and dive around in slow motion.