What does ESPN mean to you?
 

For me its the Extra Stupid Prognostication Network. Okay thats weak, I"m tipsy and its the best I can come up with atm. Lets see what y'all can do. Post your own ideas of what ESPN stands for here :)

Evil
Pedantic
Sybaritic
Numbskulls

Thank you. All those big words just broke my brain.

Elmo
Sesame Street
Playing sports
News anchor

I had some good ones but someone said something about their kids so I kept that in mind.

Enough
Stupid
People
News

Every
Sportscenter
Proliferates
Nothingness

I'm loving it. I hope more of you come up with more espn funnies. I'm so jazzed that we are having a season and for the 3rd straight year, I"m going to the SD to see a game.

p.s. Neugey, shes gorgeous

Eternally
Spewing
Plain
Nonsense

No Competition. Were the best sports network out here and WE SUCK !!!
The Mother Ship.

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nevermind...luda already has it pretty much...was gonna say...

extra
stupid
people
network


...and he said...

enough
stupid
people
news...


gotta go think of another

Well sorry to ruin the fun but to me they mean a chance to watch college football on TV over here in Sweden...

Yeah...I hear ya. I actually hesitated to say anything negative because there is worse out there...I just can't hesitate at a chance to try to be funny...with try being the operative word.

You have to give them credit for being the 1st dedicated to sports only. Ya gotta love Chris "Boomer" Berman...or hate. Either way...

I can't remember who does their Sunday broadcast...but I'm pretty sure that NFLN has Deion Sanders...uggghhhhh. They might even have Michael Irvin...double uggghhhhh. I could be wrong...memory fading for an old man.

I don't like Jamie Dukes, either.

You're not always going to like what you're going to hear... but the fact of the matter is, ESPN is mainstream's creme de la creme when it comes to sports coverage. Sure the material has saturated over the years... but in part b/c we're spoiled by the in depth coverage over the internet and individual sports coverage channels on Direct TV. It's more for entertainment and to pass time these days.

It was at it's best when Dan Patrick, Keith Olbermann, Chris Myers among the other old schoolers were running anchor there.

Too many ...

Extra
Sensitive
P***ies
Network

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A lot of commercials and about a nanosecond of decent programming inbetween a bunch of nonsense?

Yea, that oughta do it.