Dear Suicidal Jihadists,
Attached are representative pictures of why SF fans should be allowed to die an even more unnatural death. By NOT blowing yourself up amongst them, you, and by extension, Allah, have cursed them to excruciating boredom and despair. Not only will you live a long and fruitful life, you get revenge on people only tangentially related to whatever perceived slight you or someone you know may have interpreted to have been aimed in your direction.
Stay thirsty, my friends. I mean, not because you come from deserts.
All my love,
Michelle Bachmann
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