Drew Brees announced that he was planning to stay home with his family this Sunday, (to protect himself from Peppers). Coach Sean Payton said it was a good idea and added, "We have no interest in signing anyone at this point, as we feel confident that by game day, Morstead will be ready to punt back and forth in the dome, and there is ample room on the Saint's sidelines for our best players to park their wheelchairs and watch the circus." Payton was thinking of having all remaining players conduct thursdays practice on stilts, while juggling machetes. (yeah, sorry I'm freakin pissed)

Can't the Saints get any brakes concerning the health of their secondary?!

Brakes stop cars.