Failcon and the Snowman

Michigan_SF · 11-17-2011, 05:42 PM

1st day of snow here so I wrote a holdiay jingle

Matty the failcon was a happy, jolly soul
He took Mr Blank
For a lot of bank
But all he produced was a lump of coal.

Matty the failcon is a fairy tale they say
He was made of fail
But the children know
He came to school one day.

There must have been some magic in that
Old silk hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
He began to fail around.

Oh, Matty was as good as he could be.
And until he ran
Into the New Orleans Saints
His losses were only three.

Matty the failcon knew
The Brees was hot that day.
So he said "let's run & we'll have some fun
Now before I melt away."

For Matty the failcon
Had to hurry on his way,
But he waived goodbye saying
"Don't you cry,
I'll be back again some day."

11-17-2011, 05:42 PM	#1
Michigan_SF 100th Post Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 407	Failcon and the Snowman 1st day of snow here so I wrote a holdiay jingle Matty the failcon was a happy, jolly soul He took Mr Blank For a lot of bank But all he produced was a lump of coal. Matty the failcon is a fairy tale they say He was made of fail But the children know He came to school one day. There must have been some magic in that Old silk hat they found For when they placed it on his head He began to fail around. Oh, Matty was as good as he could be. And until he ran Into the New Orleans Saints His losses were only three. Matty the failcon knew The Brees was hot that day. So he said "let's run & we'll have some fun Now before I melt away." For Matty the failcon Had to hurry on his way, But he waived goodbye saying "Don't you cry, I'll be back again some day." saintfan and WhoDat!656 like this.
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