My ol' buddy Skip Bayless

Rugby Saint II · 01-10-2012, 03:03 PM

Today's joke of the day:
Skip Bayless walks into a bar..................................................................................................................................................................................................... ......................................................................................................................................................GW is waiting there with a bat.

VooDoo Dat!!!

Halo · 01-10-2012, 04:18 PM

When Skip was in Dallas covering the Cowboys during the Jimmy Johnson SB era (eons ago now... early 90's) Skip wrote a book called Hell Bent, like an expose' of the Cowboys from an insider perspective on rumors within the locker-room and organization.

He tried to "out" Troy Aikman as gay.

Although I'm not a fan of Troy as a commentator, it's wrong to make baseless accusations like that about anyone. Even if Troy was gay, that's his choice, who cares.

Anyway, Troy still wants to kick Bayless's rear end today!

Fifteen years ago, Skip Bayless wrote a book about the Dallas Cowboys called Hell Bent, and in that book Bayless delved into rumors that then-Cowboys quarterback Troy Aikman was gay.

Time has passed, but Aikman is still so upset with Bayless that he hinted in a recent radio interview that if he were ever to see Bayless again, he might take a swing at him.

“I will tell you this,” Aikman said on 1310 The Ticket, via the Dallas Morning News. “I’ve not seen — I’ve not physically seen Skip Bayless since that time. That was in ’95. And I still kind of wonder what I might do to him when I do see him.”

I HATE OPPORTUNIST JOURNALISTS WHO DELVE INTO SENSATIONALISM JUST TO FURTHER THEIR OWN CAREERS. Especially when the info they spit out is totally FALSE!.

Asked whether he might have a physical confrontation if he saw Bayless, Aikman said, “Well, I mean, I don’t know. I don’t know.”

LINK

arsaint · 01-10-2012, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by Halo

I will tell you this,” Aikman said on 1310 The Ticket, via the Dallas Morning News. “I’ve not seen — I’ve not physically seen Skip Bayless since that time. That was in ’95. And I still kind of wonder what I might do to him when I do see him.”

That should be the Superbowl halftime show instead of madonna's 80 year old arse.

Halo · 01-10-2012, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by arsaint

That should be the Superbowl halftime show instead of madonna's 80 year old arse.

Aikman running around chasing Bayless > wardrobe malfunction

X100(at least)

saintfan · 01-10-2012, 06:44 PM

Nothing like a good 'ol fashioned poking...eh...you know what I mean...

Halo · 01-11-2012, 02:25 PM

How can you guys let this fall off the radar....

Saints lead the league in unimpressive wins, but they all count and they just keep winning.

https://twitter.com/#!/RealSkipBayle...ses/6650035161

jokeray · 01-11-2012, 02:36 PM

Unimpressive? Clearly he doesn not watch the games.

Donuts32 · 01-13-2012, 02:44 AM

Skip you annoying piece of crap. You are a #@!$ rider and I hope your wiener falls off.

Srgt. Hulka · 01-13-2012, 09:19 AM

Nozzle!

44Champs · 01-13-2012, 09:24 AM

I LOVE IT WHEN SKIPPY BETS AGAINST US!! Seriously, has he EVER been right about anything??? He seems like the guy that everyone picked on and beat up when he was in school, and now he's trying to be relevant.

01-10-2012, 03:03 PM	#1
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01-10-2012, 04:18 PM	#2
Halo Site Donor MONTHLY Join Date: May 2002 Location: New Orleans, LA Posts: 20,920 Blog Entries: 45	Skip Bayless Claim to Fame When Skip was in Dallas covering the Cowboys during the Jimmy Johnson SB era (eons ago now... early 90's) Skip wrote a book called *Hell Bent, like an expose' of the Cowboys from an insider perspective on rumors within the locker-room and organization. He tried to "out" Troy Aikman as gay.* Although I'm not a fan of Troy as a commentator, it's wrong to make baseless accusations like that about anyone. Even if Troy was gay, that's his choice, who cares. Anyway, Troy still wants to kick Bayless's rear end today! Fifteen years ago, Skip Bayless wrote a book about the Dallas Cowboys called Hell Bent, and in that book Bayless delved into rumors that then-Cowboys quarterback Troy Aikman was gay. Time has passed, but Aikman is still so upset with Bayless that he hinted in a recent radio interview that if he were ever to see Bayless again, he might take a swing at him. “I will tell you this,” Aikman said on 1310 The Ticket, via the Dallas Morning News. “I’ve not seen — I’ve not physically seen Skip Bayless since that time. That was in ’95. And I still kind of wonder what I might do to him when I do see him.” I HATE OPPORTUNIST JOURNALISTS WHO DELVE INTO SENSATIONALISM JUST TO FURTHER THEIR OWN CAREERS. Especially when the info they spit out is totally FALSE!. Asked whether he might have a physical confrontation if he saw Bayless, Aikman said, “Well, I mean, I don’t know. I don’t know.” LINK
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01-10-2012, 04:28 PM	#3
arsaint Saint Historian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: deep in the bowels of a hidden bunker, somewhere under the brick & steel of a nondescript building.. Posts: 2,744	Originally Posted by Halo I will tell you this,” Aikman said on 1310 The Ticket, via the Dallas Morning News. “I’ve not seen — I’ve not physically seen Skip Bayless since that time. That was in ’95. And I still kind of wonder what I might do to him when I do see him.” That should be the Superbowl halftime show instead of madonna's 80 year old arse. Halo likes this.

01-10-2012, 06:54 PM	#4
Halo Site Donor MONTHLY Join Date: May 2002 Location: New Orleans, LA Posts: 20,920 Blog Entries: 45	Originally Posted by arsaint That should be the Superbowl halftime show instead of madonna's 80 year old arse. Aikman running around chasing Bayless > wardrobe malfunction X100(at least) FinSaint likes this.

01-10-2012, 06:44 PM	#5
saintfan Donated Plasma Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 18,556 Blog Entries: 5	Nothing like a good 'ol fashioned poking...eh...you know what I mean... Halo likes this.

01-11-2012, 02:25 PM	#6
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01-11-2012, 02:36 PM	#7
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01-13-2012, 02:44 AM	#8
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01-13-2012, 09:19 AM	#9
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01-13-2012, 09:24 AM	#10
44Champs Site Donor Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 2,589	I LOVE IT WHEN SKIPPY BETS AGAINST US!! Seriously, has he EVER been right about anything??? He seems like the guy that everyone picked on and beat up when he was in school, and now he's trying to be relevant.
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