I believe the rooney rule doesn't apply if we promote Carmichael or Spags to head coach, not that we would doing it illegally

Whats all the bupkis? Interview 1 or 99 others. The MOST QUALIFIED man gets the job. TUNA.

You only have to consider and interview. TUNA is arguably more qualified than ANYONE else that could or would interview for the position.

It would be hard to out-qualify Parcels.