Why does Godell
 

Why does Godell always wear a tie?

To cover up the cold, black vortex that replaced his heart 6 years ago?

To keep his head from floating away

Because his mommy makes him.

That's where he gets his inferiority complex that makes him throw tantrums at others to feel like a bigger man, from.

To cover the circumcision scar.

To make him look human.

Really?

When is his contract up? It's going to be interesting to see if the owners re-up his services. "Getting hit by the Shield" has to be something they are concerned about IMO.

You are going to have to fill this one in for me...
Is this because he is jewish and has a penis on his neck?

Really?

He's a D***. And the scar would be approximately located around the neck area, at the base of the head.

This f***ing a**hole walked into what is the single easiest executive situation ever, and has still manage to blow it. How quickly we forget that last year we weren't discussing trumped up charges and ego-driven punishements, but an actual work stoppage.
What has Goddell actually done since he started? put the pro bowl in Miami for a year? wow. Give Indianapolis and there 12 in city hotels a SB? great

Why does he wear a tie? because he is yet another self-important d-bag who has to look in the mirror to remind himself he is in charge

It's to keep his foreskin from covering up his face.

I thought you were going to complete thread title with EXIST IN OUR LEAGUE OR EVEN EXIST FOR THAT MATTER!!!!!sorry for bringing hatred to your thread.:bng:

Oh, it was already there. I was just trying to keep things in "perspective";-)

Where do you think chest nuts come from ?