Voodoo dolls
 

Ok, originally I was petitioning the board for someone to make some Chris Collinsworth voodoo dolls for games. But lately, I've completely forgot how much I hate him and he's almost made it to my indifferent list. Now, we have Goodell, Yasinskas (have you seen this guys headshot?!?!?! DBAG!), Peter King (Peter is a different word for pecker), and of course the twitter combo of La Canfora and John Clayton. Of course we can also remember pretty much the entire panel on Around the Horn, no matter which day we watch and far too many others to count. Somehow, Roddy White is on my good to go list now. And I've always hated him.

We need this B&G! Lets make these voodoo doll toys and start giving them out in Popeyes combo meals and sacks of crawfish.

Collect them all!

Ahem. How could you leave out Mike Florio? The Grand Poobah of douchebags worldwide!

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How do you add needles to this?

Here's another idea, a HATER T-SHIRT

A t-shirt with the names of all the people that have bashed the Saints since this happened so we'll have a permanent list of who to boycott.:D

Regardless, lets get something going. There's too many freak shows in the french quarter that know the in's and out's of making a good voodoo doll, which we could enslist the services for a dual purpose. They could hone their black magic freak-showiness and we could potentially cause bountyless harm to our most hated media faces/voices/wordsmiths.

While in Vegas about 10 years ago, I saw a guy with a F**K ALL LAKER HATERS t-shirt on the front and on the back it listed about 20-30 renowned Laker haters. I remember Rasheed Wallace, Ray Allen and Mark Cuban being on there specifically. It was one of the awesomest coolest shirts I've ever seen.

Wouldn't be hard for us to design a similar T shirt.

I like the premise, but I won't wear a shirt with that word. I say it all the time, but I have my limits and that crosses them. I would love one that said, "All you haters, we know who you are" in gold on a black shirt. But honestly, would we really be able to identify ENOUGH of them to put them "in stone" on a shirt?

Maybe a Goodell dog toy would sell. That would be fun.

OK, so how do I stab him through the heart if he doesn't have one????



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