Meanwhile, other news...
 

The sinking of the Titanic has finally been traced to The Saints. Some reporters have said that The Saints weren't around in 1912 but Goodell replied 'That's not the point. There was a problem and someone saw them do it, and we have lots of papery stuff with writing on that says it was them'
When asked to show said evidence, Goodell pointed something out to the media and while they were distracted, ran the other way.

Just like Roger, always "misplacing" evidence :doh:

I heard that Vilma payed the Illuminati $10,000 to make sure the Titanic sank. Come on Goodell, Nostradamus said it would happen... That's evidence enough right?!

Goddell is going to make a lot of papers out of pine trees before this ends.

Mickey Loomis was flipping a secret toggle switch and listening to the Titanic's telegraph communications and giving them to the iceberg.

This is great!! :lolup:

In their brief investigation, the NFL discovered a jersey #72 with the name Oswald on the back. I guess the Saints are being blamed for shooting Kennedy.
I think this all stems from a kid at daycare wearing black and gold making fun of little Roger Goodell for trying repeatedly to put the round peg in the square hole.

I thought it was understood by all of us that Loomis was the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll :doh:

I just heard that Gregg Williams put a bounty on Anastasia as well. Keep 'em coming guys, we're re-writing the history according to Goodell lol. Love it.

The NFL and ESPN are also investigating why neither Big Foot or the Loch Ness Monster have been spotted since the Loomis/Payton regime took over in New Orleans.