SloMotion

Chicago at Green Bay - No way I'm picking Green Bay to lose two in a row at home ... no way.

Kansas City at Buffalo - Buffalo bounces back, Cassel never bounces back ... ever.

Oakland at Miami - If I have to watch any of this game, I'm gonna' throw up!

Baltimore at Philadelphia - Hmmm ... if Ray Lewis & Michael Vick had a WWF Smackdown cage match to the death, who would win? Ray.

Tampa Bay at NY Giants - Won't be pretty, but Eli should pull this one out.

Arizona at New England - , figured Kolb would replace Skelton at some point in the season, just not so early, .

Houston at Jacksonville - Houston is just too good for J'Ville.

New Orleans at Carolina - I thought about this one a lot and while the Saints may be a bit vunerable at the moment, Carolina's not the team to take advantage of it.

Cleveland at Cincinnati - As bad as Cincy's defense looked, Cleveland's rookie QB looked worse.

Minnesota at Indianapolis - Minnesota is going to be 2-0 and possibly on top of the NFC North ... there is no god, .

Washington at St Louis - If he's good enough to keep Tim Tebow out of the headlines, RGIII's good enough to get my pick.

Dallas at Seattle - I hate picking the Cowboys to win.

NY Jets at Pittsburgh - Sanchez continues to flourish and Tebow wants to be traded ... New York teams thrive on drama.

Tennessee at San Diego - Neither team runs the ball very well & didn't the Titan's QB hurt his shoulder?.

Detroit at San Francisco - Lions can't get past the distractions ... or the Niners.

Denver at Atlanta - Picking ATL to win sucks!