You guys are just as silly as it gets... I've been known to golf, hunt, fish, play WoW (lvl 85 Warrior), read bedtime stories to my daughters, attend their tea parties, let them paint my nails, wash dishes, do laundry, cut the grass, BBQ, clean floors, massage feet, break up bar fights, protect our nation, I do all of the gardening and have plenty of rose bushes.... I also clean the pool and help my mother-n-law deal with her degenerate sons... I drink my scotch neat and spend 2 hours at the gym to get through a hangover...


Limit your life experiences at your own risk, and by all means if you feel that any of the above makes me vulnerable your welcome to test that theory.