Re: Captain Obvious Here Jumping On The Bandwagon
 

Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but he sounds like a giant...
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look at this piece.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, he sounds like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, he sounds like someone's...
Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of another blathering article. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: Who is that? He looks just like an enormous...
Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [squints] Well, he is a huge...
Peter...