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Barry from MS 10-31-2013 10:08 PM

Re: No way we beat the Jets
 
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Originally Posted by Seer1 (Post 543203)
Hey, he'll still kick your balls. Just not real accurately.

HA! Good funny stuff; my drank came out of my nose on that one.

If he's aiming for My Boys, my choices are to either guard the back of my head or my left knee. Depends if he's kicking off of grass or turf.

|Mitch| 10-31-2013 11:10 PM

Re: No way we beat the Jets
 
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Originally Posted by Barry from MS (Post 543231)
If he's aiming for My Boys, my choices are to either guard the back of my head or my left knee. Depends if he's kicking off of grass or turf.

Since his average is on par with the rest of the kickers, there's an 85.1% chance he'll connect and knock your "boys" somewhere up in your throat... :jkool:

Seer1 11-01-2013 06:57 AM

Re: No way we beat the Jets
 
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Originally Posted by |Mitch| (Post 543238)
Since his average is on par with the rest of the kickers, there's an 85.1% chance he'll connect and knock your "boys" somewhere up in your throat... :jkool:

Or hook it into your left ventricle.

SaintsBro 11-01-2013 10:27 AM

Re: No way we beat the Jets
 
But if his Adderal dose is off, or if a little piece of trash goes blowing across the field while he's setting up to kick, you have nothing to worry about.....

TheOak 11-01-2013 12:11 PM

Re: No way we beat the Jets
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by |Mitch| (Post 543238)
Since his average is on par with the rest of the kickers, there's an 85.1% chance he'll connect and knock your "boys" somewhere up in your throat... :jkool:

I have to ask.. Where did you get 85.1?

Presently he is at 77.8% on the season ans this is his worst season yet, and that puts him 26th in the league.

Srgt. Hulka 11-01-2013 12:21 PM

Re: No way we beat the Jets
 
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Originally Posted by SaintsBro (Post 543301)
But if his Adderal dose is off, or if a little piece of trash goes blowing across the field while he's setting up to kick, you have nothing to worry about.....


Choupique 11-01-2013 12:29 PM

Re: No way we beat the Jets
 
anyone who thinks the Jets will win, please let me know.

i'd love to place a bet with you.

$1000? more?

skymike 11-02-2013 09:59 PM

Re: No way we beat the Jets
 
The Jets are an NFL team.
And we've lost to worse.
But I dont bet against the Saints.

Yall are hilarious & this is the best board.
I even like Choupique.

"I will reserve joy until the season is over." HAHAHAHAHA

This thread stays.
******Eat at Dudes******

AlaskaSaints 11-03-2013 02:10 AM

Re: No way we beat the Jets
 
"Out on a limb" states that we will win handily.

"Out on a limb" states that there's no way we can win.

"Reality" plays football tomorrow and we do not yet know the outcome.

Alaska

saintsfan403 11-03-2013 11:43 AM

Re: No way we beat the Jets
 
I'm surprised no one hopped on here and threw the freak out flag


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