Okay, step aside and allow a woman to reply.

Be a nice guy, sacrifice watching the game for your gf.

Missing this game will haunt YOU forever.
We will remember this game and then we will remind you that you missed a game.
We will forget you missed it to make us happy.
We will tell you what we had for breakfast that morning and that you insisted on wearing a relic Grand Funk Railroad t-shirt that the cute lil hotsy blond with the big tits gushed over...Cindy was her name.

Every time you have a game you can't miss we will pull this card and make you regret that day you first made this mistake.