Hi..I'm Dave Wannstedt..Your New Coach
 

Since Miami fired me and Steve Spurrier took my job... I decided to fill the vacancy left at New Orleans...I Know what your thinkng...I let the Dolphins fall apart..why on earth is benson acting retarded and hiring me?...well..I'll tell you why..i have 16 Years of Coaching Experience...my first two years with Miami.. I Boasted a 22 - 10 record with playoff appearances...Bernie Parmalee will be Coming with me...and you've seen what we've done with mc micheals...my defense was always solid..and when i had the players..my offense was top-notch...besides..did you realy believe you were getting zook?..come on...anyway..we will be a much improved team our very first year...i will get brees to play herer...we will be dominant on offense..and we will bring in veteran players to rebuild the defense...playoffs are not out of the question...and highly probable...questions?

Hi..I'm Dave Wannstedt..Your New Coach
 

That\'s not funny...

Hi..I'm Dave Wannstedt..Your New Coach
 

I could deal with it...any change would at least be a message from the front office to the fans that they do care about what\'s going on on the field. Besides, you can\'t really blame Wanne...?(sp?) for what happened in Miami...at least, I don\'t think so...not everything. I think everyone down there was pretty happy with Ricky until they found out that he turned into a pothead. Now, I am not saying that he is a terrible person for being a pothead, but it doesn\'t mix well with football. Believe me, I know this from a personal experience....now, that\'s another story...lol. Anyway, I would certainly be willing to give him a chance.

Hi..I'm Dave Wannstedt..Your New Coach
 

Mr. Wannstedt, in your transition from Miami to New Orleans, do you plan on keeping the molester mustache?

Hi..I'm Dave Wannstedt..Your New Coach
 

Well, bring Parmalee if you have to, but leave Ricky back at the South Beach head shop ... we\'ve had enough of him.

But we\'ll take Zach Thomas if you wanna bring him along...

Hi..I'm Dave Wannstedt..Your New Coach
 

Yes..the mustache stays...so does thomas..but..i will brong in brees...long term deal..

Hi..I'm Dave Wannstedt..Your New Coach
 

:puke:

Hi..I'm Dave Wannstedt..Your New Coach
 

God can\'t be that cruel

Can He?

Hi..I'm Dave Wannstedt..Your New Coach
 

God works in mysterious ways, see the \"God tells me Saints will win\" post below...