Prayers for the Saints....

PanthersHuddle · 12-02-2004, 01:22 PM

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In the spirit of the Holidays, I would like to take this opportunity not to belittle or badger our upcoming opponents. But instead, offer the following prayers for the Saints, to the Saints.

To Madron, Patron Saint of pain relief, may the New Orleans Saints heal quickly from the unmerciful beating they shall receive from the Panthers.

To Elizabeth of Portugal, Patron Saint against jealousy, may the fans of New Orleans accept the fact that their football team is and shall always be suckers of hind tit and covet not the fans of Carolina.

To Dominic of Sora, Patron Saint of snakes, may New Orleans see George Shinn for what he really is.

To Jude, Patron Saint of lost causes, nah, thatÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã¢Â„Â¢s too easy.

To Ulric, Patron Saint of dizziness, may the Saints fully recover from the Panthers running circles around them.

To Joseph, Patron Saint of hesitation, may you help Aaron Brooks decide to throw the ball away and avoid being dismantled by Julius Peppers.

And finally to Maurice, Patron Saint against cramps, may Joe Horn not be burdened by his menstrual cycle this weekend.

Amen.

[Edited on 2/12/2004 by BlackandBlue]

12-02-2004, 01:22 PM	#1
PanthersHuddle Rookie Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 7	Prayers for the Saints.... Greeting from your friends at Panthers Huddle! -Posting or advertising links to other similar message boards for the purpose of harvesting members is expressly forbidden unless permission is first received from the site administrator. Boom-shakka-lakka In the spirit of the Holidays, I would like to take this opportunity not to belittle or badger our upcoming opponents. But instead, offer the following prayers for the Saints, to the Saints. To Madron, Patron Saint of pain relief, may the New Orleans Saints heal quickly from the unmerciful beating they shall receive from the Panthers. To Elizabeth of Portugal, Patron Saint against jealousy, may the fans of New Orleans accept the fact that their football team is and shall always be suckers of hind tit and covet not the fans of Carolina. To Dominic of Sora, Patron Saint of snakes, may New Orleans see George Shinn for what he really is. To Jude, Patron Saint of lost causes, nah, thatÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã¢Â„Â¢s too easy. To Ulric, Patron Saint of dizziness, may the Saints fully recover from the Panthers running circles around them. To Joseph, Patron Saint of hesitation, may you help Aaron Brooks decide to throw the ball away and avoid being dismantled by Julius Peppers. And finally to Maurice, Patron Saint against cramps, may Joe Horn not be burdened by his menstrual cycle this weekend. Amen. [Edited on 2/12/2004 by BlackandBlue]
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